boop boop!

hi my name is cordelia

and i'm chronically addicted to youtube

talk to me, i only bite when i'm hungry

oh and don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe

∩( ・ω・)∩

deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

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jackhoward:

maxisdrawing:

Found a clip of Jack’s latest video before he edited out his spider-powers.
Secrets have a cost. The truth does too.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jackhoward:

maxisdrawing:

Found a clip of Jack’s latest video before he edited out his spider-powers.

Secrets have a cost. The truth does too.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

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nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

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myfart0:

Faves

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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